So, I was looking for something to do and remembered that I am one of the 13 million people who have this handy thing called a blog!!
I got my once yearly coffee the other day!! It was glorious. Until I looked at the cup and discovered that the coffee-maker-man hadn't even given me whipped topping! Apparently he thought after putting fifteen million coffee beans I wouldn't notice the lack of white deliciousness. He was wrong. I told my driver, mom, that I wanted whipped topping and this guy needed to make me a new coffee. Well, apparently that's not very polite. But she did ask for whipped topping and he said they were out. So I told her to throw it back at him and give me a refund, because, I explained, McDonald's was cheaper and I'm sure they had whipped topping. Then she drove away, forcing me to suffer in silence. Which, for me, means complain about it loudly and threaten a lawsuit. Nobody was amused. Well, I was at least.
